Sunday, December 31, 2006
Friday, December 22, 2006
FYI -- Keep holiday the parties going -
It is observed from
December 26 to January 1
each year, almost exclusively in the United States of America.From
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kwanzaa
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Security Observation at LAX (or lack thereof)
Saturday, December 16, 2006
Sunday, December 10, 2006
Norby and my DSNAP!
Peter Norby of Yahoo.com looking a me in my imac costume on my handy dandy dsnap. Priceless. Thanks Mandus!
http://flickr.com/photos/mandus/
Happy Holidays!
Steve V
rtisbute on Kaboodle.
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Sunday, October 8, 2006
Saturday, October 7, 2006
Wednesday, October 4, 2006
Romance
Your Seduction Style: Ideal Lover |
You seduce people by tapping into their dreams and desires. And because of this sensitivity, you can be the ideal lover for anyone you seek. You are a shapeshifter - bringing romance, adventure, spirituality to relationships. It all depends on who your with, and what their vision of a perfect relationship is. |
Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Tuesday, August 22, 2006
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Friday, July 28, 2006
Wednesday, July 26, 2006
Sunday, July 23, 2006
Monday, June 5, 2006
Quizzes
You Are 30% Weird |
Not enough to scare other people... But sometimes you scare yourself. |
Your Hidden Talent |
You have the natural talent of rocking the boat, thwarting the system. And while this may not seem big, it can be. It's people like you who serve as the catalysts to major cultural changes. You're just a bit behind the scenes, so no one really notices. |
You Are an Old Soul |
You are an experienced soul who appreciates tradition. Mellow and wise, you like to be with others but also to be alone. Down to earth, you are sensible and impatient. A creature of habit, it takes you a while to warm up to new people. You hate injustice, and you're very protective of family and friends A bit demanding, you expect proper behavior from others. Extremely independent you don't mind living or being alone. But when you find love, you tend to want marriage right away. Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul and Visionary Soul |
You Should Be a Painter |
You have the vision, patience, and skill to bring your unique visions to canvas. And you're even tempered enough not to cut your ear off in the process! |
Thursday, May 18, 2006
PLUR
(author unknown)
Our emotional state of choice is Ecstasy. Our nourishment of choice is Love. Our addiction of choice is technology. Our religion of choice is music. Our currency of choice is knowledge. Our politics of choice is none. Our society of choice is utopian though we know it will never be.
You may hate us. You may dismiss us. You may misunderstand us. You may be unaware of our existence. We can only hope you do not care to judge us, because we would never judge you. We are not criminals. We are not disillusioned. We are not drug addicts. We are not naive children. We are one massive, global, tribal village that transcends man-made law, physical geography, and time itself. We are The Massive. One Massive.
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Our enemy of choice is ignorance. Our weapon of choice is information. Our crime of choice is breaking and challenging whatever laws you feel you need to put in place to stop us from celebrating our existence. But know that while you may shut down any given party, on any given night, in any given city, in any given country or continent on this beautiful planet, you can never shut down the entire party. You don't have access to that switch, no matter what you may think. The music will never stop. The heartbeat will never fade. The party will never end. I am a raver, and this is my manifesto.
the mentor's version is better.... (for those who know ) : )
*** I have never used drugs at a rave ***
It is equivelant to a hippie who did not smoke weed...
Thursday, May 4, 2006
Friday, April 28, 2006
My Personality Type
- Genuinely interested in people's ideas and thoughts
- Enthusiastic and energetic
- Take their commitments very seriously
- Fair-minded and interested in doing the Right Thing
- Very good with money
- Extremely direct and straightforward
- Verbally fluent
- Enhance and encourage knowledge and self-growth in all aspects of life
- Able to leave relationships without looking back
- Able to turn conflict situations into positive lessons
- Able to take constructive criticism well
- Extremely high standards and expectations (both a strength and a weakness)
- Usually have strong affections and sentimental streaks
- Able to dole out discipline
Weaknesses:
- Their enthusiasm for verbal debates can make them appear argumentative
- Tendency to be challenging and confrontational
- Tend to get involved in "win-lose" conversations
- Tendency to have difficulty listening to others
- Tendency to be critical of opinions and attitudes which don't match their own
- Extremely high standards and expectations (both a strength and a weakness)
- Not naturally in tune with people's feelings and reactions
- May have difficulty expressing love and affection, sometimes seeming awkward or inappropriate
- Can be overpowering and intimidating to others
- Tendency to want to always be in charge, rather than sharing responsibilities
- Can be very harsh and intolerant about messiness or inefficiency
- Tendency to be controlling
- May be slow to give praise or to realize another's need for praise
- If unhappy or underdeveloped, they may be very impersonal, dictatorial, or abrasive
- Tendency to make hasty decisions
- Make explode with terrible tempers when under extreme stress
Friday, March 24, 2006
Go MASON
Monday, March 20, 2006
A Question About Woodchucks
Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer:
No woodchucks chuck wood. But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Suppose a woodchuck named Chuck could chuck wood. How much wood would Chuck the woodchuck chuck? Well, Chuck the woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood. Does this imply that because Chuck the woodchuck could chuck wood, that all woodchucks could chuck wood. No. Just because one woodchuck could chuck wood, does not mean that all woodchucks could chuck wood, although one woodchuck, Chuck could chuck wood.
By S.V.
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Blatent Disrespect of Mathematics
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Sierra Echo X-ray
Thursday, March 16, 2006
A Notice to all.
She was talking to a customer and taking notes. As the notary noticed him noticing her, he realized the notary noticed that he was noticing her. When the notary realized he was noticing her, he noticed that she noticed and noticed that she stopped taking notes.
But then, the customer the notary was taking notes for, noticed that she stopped taking notes and noticed that she was noticing someone who was noticing her. So then, the bank manager noticed that the customer noticed that the notary stopped taking notes because the notary noticed that the guy was noticing her who noticed that she noticed he was noticing.
So the bank manager noticed that this situation has happened in the past before and realized that the notary has already received three warning notices about not taking good notes for the customers. But this time was different. The bank manager noticed who she noticed. It was the guy who wanted the bank notes. The manager said to the guy, “I noticed you almost broke your nose because you didn’t see that notice.” The guy noticed that the manager was noticeably right and said, “Your Right, no two wet floor notices are alike… I would like some bank notes please.”
So the manager pulls that mans account on the computer at the desk next to the notary who started to take the customers notes again while the man hummed some musical notes. It was the chorus the Pink Floyed song, “Money.” The bank manager noticed that the guy was very wealthy and wanted bank notes for all the money in his account and asked, “Are you leaving our bank?” and the guy said, “Yes, I noticed that you noticed the notary who stop taking notes of the customer because she noticed that I noticed her which put her on final notice, all because I noticed she was the most beautiful notary.”
The notary noticed this comment and stopped taking notes again. Then the customer noticed that the notary stopped taking notes. Then the bank manager noticed that the notary stopped taking notes again. But he then turned to the guy and asked, “How did you notice that? This information is in my private notes.” And the guy responded, “Well I used to take notes as a notary, but now I am notary in charge of all the other notaries.” The notary noticed this and resumed taking notes.
The manager said, “I am so sorry sir.” Here are your bank notes and gave the chief notary a lot of money. The customer who the notary was taking notes for had some documents notarized and left the bank.
The guy with all the bank notes in his pocket, started talking to the notary and said, “You know I was a notary, but now I have a boring job taking notes on all the other notaries.” She responded, “Yes, I noticed.” So he said, you know, I am going to change jobs and find a new place to live. I have decided I will be a notary no more.” So he pulls out a single bank note and signed his name and something else, as notaries do, on the back of the note.
He then handed the notary the note. The notary said, “I cannot accept bribes sir.” Then he said, “of course… but I would like this to be notarized.” The notary responded, “Aren’t you a notary, in charge of all the other notaries?” The chief notary said, “Yes, but one of the rules about being the head notary is that you are not allowed to notarize your own bank notes.” So the notary asks, “Why would you want a bank note to be notarized anyway?”
He said, “I noticed you stopped taking notes of that other customer and noticed that you noticed I was noticing you, and you are on your final notice.” She then said, “You really must be the notary in charge of all the other notaries, because I am in fact a notary here on my final notice… But I am going to have to charge you anyway.” And the guy said, “Good.”
So she was about to notarize the bank note and noticed that it was already notarized. He said, “Please notarize it anyway.” The notary notarized the note. Then she noticed that the note’s amount was exactly the amount that the notary charges. The chief notary smiled and left the bank.
The notary was confused and took a second look at the bank note and noticed there was a strange note on the other side. The note said, “This is a personal note for the most beautiful notary I have ever known…. Please take note of the wet floor notice because I fell and almost broke my nose.”
But the notary already noticed the wet floor notice, since she was the banks notary, and the wet area was well known to her. She still wondered why the chief notary wrote that note, on the note, which was notarized by both notaries.
Here is the question:
Can you help the notary understand this note? If you can, please leave me a note on the blog know one notices.
Steven Viemeister
Saturday, February 11, 2006
www.Viemeister.us - Welcome
Friday, February 3, 2006
Thursday, January 26, 2006
CC
http://yergler.net/talks/purdue_plug
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/
Wednesday, January 18, 2006
WordNet Search - 2.1 looking up the word - NEXUS
This site disentangles semantical ambiguity quite nicely. Example:NEXUS
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* S: (n) link, nexus (the means of connection between things linked in series)
* S: (n) nexus (a connected series or group)
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Tuesday, January 17, 2006
Inspirational Quote and Website for today:
A great Organization => http://ans.org/
Monday, January 16, 2006
Sunday January 15th 2006
Sunday January 15th 2006,
Downtown Fredericksburg. A nice Irish Pub. A great Improv Comedy Group. http://www.shrimprov.com/