GMU Makes it to the sweet 16.
Good Luck GMU!
Even if they don't win, they can still say they made it
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Friday, March 24, 2006
Go MASON
GMU Makes it to the sweet 16.
Good Luck GMU!
Even if they don't win, they can still say they made it
to
! ! ! ! !
Monday, March 20, 2006
A Question About Woodchucks
Question: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Answer:
No woodchucks chuck wood. But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, then a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood.
Suppose a woodchuck named Chuck could chuck wood. How much wood would Chuck the woodchuck chuck? Well, Chuck the woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck wood. Does this imply that because Chuck the woodchuck could chuck wood, that all woodchucks could chuck wood. No. Just because one woodchuck could chuck wood, does not mean that all woodchucks could chuck wood, although one woodchuck, Chuck could chuck wood.
By S.V.
Sunday, March 19, 2006
Blatent Disrespect of Mathematics
I saw this ad in a very populat magazine and I was very disapointed. It is blatent disrespect to Mathematics. Everything written is garbage and makes absolutely no sense. Somone please hand me an eraser so I can make corrections.
Saturday, March 18, 2006
Sierra Echo X-ray
Some people believe that all guys think about is Sierra Echo X-ray. I beg to differ.
Thursday, March 16, 2006
A Notice to all.
A guy walks into a bank and slips and falls. He lands on his face. He did not notice the notices about the wet floor. He hoped know one noticed. He noticed he received some money and wanted to get some bank notes. He went to a table and there was a notice that said, "We have noticed that our customers prefer personalized checks instead of regular checks. If you would like to know more, please send a note to us." So he made a mental note about it. But then, he suddenly noticed the most beautiful notary.
She was talking to a customer and taking notes. As the notary noticed him noticing her, he realized the notary noticed that he was noticing her. When the notary realized he was noticing her, he noticed that she noticed and noticed that she stopped taking notes.
But then, the customer the notary was taking notes for, noticed that she stopped taking notes and noticed that she was noticing someone who was noticing her. So then, the bank manager noticed that the customer noticed that the notary stopped taking notes because the notary noticed that the guy was noticing her who noticed that she noticed he was noticing.
So the bank manager noticed that this situation has happened in the past before and realized that the notary has already received three warning notices about not taking good notes for the customers. But this time was different. The bank manager noticed who she noticed. It was the guy who wanted the bank notes. The manager said to the guy, “I noticed you almost broke your nose because you didn’t see that notice.” The guy noticed that the manager was noticeably right and said, “Your Right, no two wet floor notices are alike… I would like some bank notes please.”
So the manager pulls that mans account on the computer at the desk next to the notary who started to take the customers notes again while the man hummed some musical notes. It was the chorus the Pink Floyed song, “Money.” The bank manager noticed that the guy was very wealthy and wanted bank notes for all the money in his account and asked, “Are you leaving our bank?” and the guy said, “Yes, I noticed that you noticed the notary who stop taking notes of the customer because she noticed that I noticed her which put her on final notice, all because I noticed she was the most beautiful notary.”
The notary noticed this comment and stopped taking notes again. Then the customer noticed that the notary stopped taking notes. Then the bank manager noticed that the notary stopped taking notes again. But he then turned to the guy and asked, “How did you notice that? This information is in my private notes.” And the guy responded, “Well I used to take notes as a notary, but now I am notary in charge of all the other notaries.” The notary noticed this and resumed taking notes.
The manager said, “I am so sorry sir.” Here are your bank notes and gave the chief notary a lot of money. The customer who the notary was taking notes for had some documents notarized and left the bank.
The guy with all the bank notes in his pocket, started talking to the notary and said, “You know I was a notary, but now I have a boring job taking notes on all the other notaries.” She responded, “Yes, I noticed.” So he said, you know, I am going to change jobs and find a new place to live. I have decided I will be a notary no more.” So he pulls out a single bank note and signed his name and something else, as notaries do, on the back of the note.
He then handed the notary the note. The notary said, “I cannot accept bribes sir.” Then he said, “of course… but I would like this to be notarized.” The notary responded, “Aren’t you a notary, in charge of all the other notaries?” The chief notary said, “Yes, but one of the rules about being the head notary is that you are not allowed to notarize your own bank notes.” So the notary asks, “Why would you want a bank note to be notarized anyway?”
He said, “I noticed you stopped taking notes of that other customer and noticed that you noticed I was noticing you, and you are on your final notice.” She then said, “You really must be the notary in charge of all the other notaries, because I am in fact a notary here on my final notice… But I am going to have to charge you anyway.” And the guy said, “Good.”
So she was about to notarize the bank note and noticed that it was already notarized. He said, “Please notarize it anyway.” The notary notarized the note. Then she noticed that the note’s amount was exactly the amount that the notary charges. The chief notary smiled and left the bank.
The notary was confused and took a second look at the bank note and noticed there was a strange note on the other side. The note said, “This is a personal note for the most beautiful notary I have ever known…. Please take note of the wet floor notice because I fell and almost broke my nose.”
But the notary already noticed the wet floor notice, since she was the banks notary, and the wet area was well known to her. She still wondered why the chief notary wrote that note, on the note, which was notarized by both notaries.
Here is the question:
Can you help the notary understand this note? If you can, please leave me a note on the blog know one notices.
Steven Viemeister
She was talking to a customer and taking notes. As the notary noticed him noticing her, he realized the notary noticed that he was noticing her. When the notary realized he was noticing her, he noticed that she noticed and noticed that she stopped taking notes.
But then, the customer the notary was taking notes for, noticed that she stopped taking notes and noticed that she was noticing someone who was noticing her. So then, the bank manager noticed that the customer noticed that the notary stopped taking notes because the notary noticed that the guy was noticing her who noticed that she noticed he was noticing.
So the bank manager noticed that this situation has happened in the past before and realized that the notary has already received three warning notices about not taking good notes for the customers. But this time was different. The bank manager noticed who she noticed. It was the guy who wanted the bank notes. The manager said to the guy, “I noticed you almost broke your nose because you didn’t see that notice.” The guy noticed that the manager was noticeably right and said, “Your Right, no two wet floor notices are alike… I would like some bank notes please.”
So the manager pulls that mans account on the computer at the desk next to the notary who started to take the customers notes again while the man hummed some musical notes. It was the chorus the Pink Floyed song, “Money.” The bank manager noticed that the guy was very wealthy and wanted bank notes for all the money in his account and asked, “Are you leaving our bank?” and the guy said, “Yes, I noticed that you noticed the notary who stop taking notes of the customer because she noticed that I noticed her which put her on final notice, all because I noticed she was the most beautiful notary.”
The notary noticed this comment and stopped taking notes again. Then the customer noticed that the notary stopped taking notes. Then the bank manager noticed that the notary stopped taking notes again. But he then turned to the guy and asked, “How did you notice that? This information is in my private notes.” And the guy responded, “Well I used to take notes as a notary, but now I am notary in charge of all the other notaries.” The notary noticed this and resumed taking notes.
The manager said, “I am so sorry sir.” Here are your bank notes and gave the chief notary a lot of money. The customer who the notary was taking notes for had some documents notarized and left the bank.
The guy with all the bank notes in his pocket, started talking to the notary and said, “You know I was a notary, but now I have a boring job taking notes on all the other notaries.” She responded, “Yes, I noticed.” So he said, you know, I am going to change jobs and find a new place to live. I have decided I will be a notary no more.” So he pulls out a single bank note and signed his name and something else, as notaries do, on the back of the note.
He then handed the notary the note. The notary said, “I cannot accept bribes sir.” Then he said, “of course… but I would like this to be notarized.” The notary responded, “Aren’t you a notary, in charge of all the other notaries?” The chief notary said, “Yes, but one of the rules about being the head notary is that you are not allowed to notarize your own bank notes.” So the notary asks, “Why would you want a bank note to be notarized anyway?”
He said, “I noticed you stopped taking notes of that other customer and noticed that you noticed I was noticing you, and you are on your final notice.” She then said, “You really must be the notary in charge of all the other notaries, because I am in fact a notary here on my final notice… But I am going to have to charge you anyway.” And the guy said, “Good.”
So she was about to notarize the bank note and noticed that it was already notarized. He said, “Please notarize it anyway.” The notary notarized the note. Then she noticed that the note’s amount was exactly the amount that the notary charges. The chief notary smiled and left the bank.
The notary was confused and took a second look at the bank note and noticed there was a strange note on the other side. The note said, “This is a personal note for the most beautiful notary I have ever known…. Please take note of the wet floor notice because I fell and almost broke my nose.”
But the notary already noticed the wet floor notice, since she was the banks notary, and the wet area was well known to her. She still wondered why the chief notary wrote that note, on the note, which was notarized by both notaries.
Here is the question:
Can you help the notary understand this note? If you can, please leave me a note on the blog know one notices.
Steven Viemeister
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